I have been pleasantly surprised by Match. Most emails I receive are incredibly sincere and genuinely nice. I think most of the yahoos are turned off by the fact I'm traveling. Fine with me! While most are nice, Match wouldn't be Match if you didn't have the occasional weirdo! This just came through (again) so I just had to share....
Hi Beauty
Enjoyed your profile and would like to learn more. Also and while hoping to avoid the obvious find you quite attractive. In addition to manufacturing lubricant powders I also have a publicly visable business that breeds much gossip (a full service restaurant/banquet site). Typically I keep my profile off as I prefer a little anonimity with respect to our staff and guests although would be happy to send it if your interest is piqued.
Enjoy the rest of your day.
Let's dissect this... FIRST MISTAKE: do not mention you manufacture lubricant powders! What!? Are you serious? I don't care if your lubricant powder cures cancer or mixed with water can feed a village. As noble as your lubricant powder might be, it's weird and gross to put that in an email to some girl you're trying to date! SECOND MISTAKE: this is the same exact email I received from him two months ago. He's clearly a "copy and paste" bandit. I wonder how many other "Match Girls" received this email. I bet THAT'S an alarming statistic!!
Btw, I have the utmost respect for anyone on Match (heck I'm on there!). I would never be disrespectful and post anyone's name! This is just funny and harmless to share! :)